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To Kegel, Or Not To Kegel?

Read this if you want a stronger pussy. As a woman, we put a lot of pressure on ourselves to stay youthful.  We stress out about wrinkles, grey hair, and now we need to worry about sloppy puss?! Say no … Continue reading

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Tequila, A love story!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, Amor!!           I haven’t had a HARD drink in a LONG time! Last week, I broke down and ended up drinking like a Vietnam War Veteran. I decided to put on … Continue reading

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Bikini Contest Sluts

A story about entering a bikini contest with my dad present. If you’ve ever entered a bikini contest then you are a slut.  Now if that made you mad at me it’s because A: you’ve been in a bikini contest … Continue reading

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