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That One Time I Saw A Guy Jerking Off In His Car.

I was driving back from my gigs in Phoenix this past Monday and during the 6 hour trip I thought about a lot of things.  I stressed about my career’s trajectory,  wondered if Stamos even cares, and I also reminisced about that … Continue reading

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The Definition of Happiness.

What really makes you happy?  Have you ever put some honest thought into this generic question? A lot makes me “happy.”  Cheeses, Pizza, Macaroni and Cheese, (deserving of upper case.), my 3 pound puppies, tequila, a nice Pinot Noir, a … Continue reading

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It’s My Birthday And I’ll Get High if I Want To.

I got high on my birthday and blogged about it. I started this blog a thousand years ago.  And due to things beyond my control, like procrastination and distractions of the tequila-fashion, I haven’t posted here in quite some time. … Continue reading

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#CrackTheInternet

Why do we care about Kim Kardashian? By now, we’ve ALL seen Kim Kardashian’s ass, NUMEROUS times via various media portals.  Her ass has gotten more media attention than the Ebola crisis, cancer research and the ASCPA combined.  Kim’s “ass-tention” … Continue reading

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